[Around town, there is a big epidemic of STD's, thanks to Orel's "soul-saving business"]
Well, I just don't know what's causing all these horrible diseases
[Reading a newspaper, covering his face] it's a real mystery
[Clay removes the newspaper, revealing that he has syphilis on his cheek]
Say, I think I'll go and paint the...uh...lawn!
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