(as Orel undoes his pants for a "lesson") Forget it, save it.
But aren't you going to teach me a lesson?
No, I'm not.
So, what does this mean, you're giving up on me, Dad?
Orel, a father never gives up on his son, because then he's not really a father; and if I'm not a father, all I really am is a husband, and that's practically worthless.
Uh-huh.
Also, you did follow my advice, kiddo, so punishing you would be an admission of wrongness on my part, and believe you me, that ain't gonna happen.
So why did we even come in here?
Well, we had to cast what's called a smoke-screen.
A smoke-screen?
Yes, it's a valuable tool I use in order to give your mother the illusion that I'm actually doing my job as your father.
Neat! You're the best, Dad. I love you.
Sure do. Well, we got about one more minute in here.
(Orel and Clay just stand and sit there for just over a minute while the credits roll)
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