Now, as you know, there's going to be four categories this year, Orel: Asking for things, praising, general appreciation, and of course, requesting forgiveness.
Gee, shouldn't "requesting forgiveness" be included in "asking for things"? And come to think of it, "praising" and "general"--
Orel, I think you know who makes the rules for such a thing as praying.
Oh, of course. [He looks up at the sky]
That's right, a bunch of random guys.
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