(after finding out the situation with Orel and Joe from the gang by making them drink alcohol)
Okay, boys, alright. Well, thanks. I'll handle it.
You're not gonna hit them, are you, Mr. Puppington?
Oh, Doughy, God wants us to beat our kids when they're bad.
He does?
Yes.
Why?
Because....[Walks off]
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