Gee dad, I was just trying to stop those dead people from spitting phelgm onto God's face
That much I understand, son. But there are other ways of preserving God's gift of life
How?
Well, for one... [Picks up the Necronomicon from the shelf] where in this book does it say the dead have to be naked?
Well, it doesn't really, but some of their clothes were stinky and messy with blood.
Their clothes didn't smell, Orel, their bodies smell. Their disgusting, exposed bodies.
Oh. I guess I was too caught up in bringing them back to life to notice
That's no excuse. Nudity is a horrible thing, and should only be committed as a last resort. Remember the lost 11th Commandment: Thou shalt be ashamed of thy natural anatomy.
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