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(in voiceover) I walked the streets for hours that night, my mind was reeling. I felt alone, adrift, I had never murdered anyone before. I had so many questions. How long was I supposed to walk the streets? How much guilt was I supposed to be feeling? How long will those signs float over my head?... (walks into a bar, still in voiceover) I wasn't ready to stop talking to myself yet, so I figured I might be better company if I had a couple of drinks.
[being walked to the electric chair] I ain't worried, don't you know you can't dream your own death?
Didn't you hear? There's a new rule...
I'm sorry, but you're not on the guest list.
That's because we're not guests. We're looking for a man with a mole on his nose.
A mole on his nose?
A mole on his nose.
[to Maddie] What kind of clothes?
[to David] What kind of clothes?
What kind of clothes do you suppose?
What kind of clothes do I suppose would be worn by a man with a mole on his nose? Who knows?
Did I happen to mention, did I bother to disclose, that this man that we're seeking with the mole on his nose? I'm not sure of his clothes or anything else, except he's Chinese, a big clue by itself.
How do you do that?
Gotta read a lot of Dr. Seuss.
I'm sorry to say, I'm sad to report, I haven't seen anyone at all of that sort. Not a man who's Chinese with a mole on his nose with some kind of clothes that you can't suppose. So get away from this door and get out of this place, or I'll have to hurt you - put my foot in your face.
Maddie Hayes and then David Addison : Time to go.
What the hell is a funk video?
It's called: 'How to Be Funky' It's gonna teach you how to get down, how to stay down, how to roll around...
Oooooh.
Ooooooh?
Yeah, oooooh.
I've been known to deliver my own flora, and on occasion my own fauna.
Just extending the metaphor.
Extend it somewhere else.
The sophistication under the rugged exterior.
The what under what?
Kinda makes you wonder why you doubted me before?
The night is young.
Are we having fine yet?
I'd know that slam anywhere.
Did you call?
I called you ever name in every language.
Mea culpa, Robert culpa.
G-man and g-woman. Only thing missing is the g-spot.
Sure?
Sure.
Positive?
Positive.
Cross your heart and hope to die?
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