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SEASON 3

Moonlighting · Season 3

Moonlighting Season 3 quotes

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S3The Murder's in the Mail 1x07

SSecurity Officer

I'm sorry, but you're not on the guest list.

DADavid Addison

That's because we're not guests. We're looking for a man with a mole on his nose.

SSecurity Officer

A mole on his nose?

MHMaddie Hayes

A mole on his nose.

SSecurity Officer

[to Maddie] What kind of clothes?

MHMaddie Hayes

[to David] What kind of clothes?

DADavid Addison

What kind of clothes do you suppose?

SSecurity Officer

What kind of clothes do I suppose would be worn by a man with a mole on his nose? Who knows?

DADavid Addison

Did I happen to mention, did I bother to disclose, that this man that we're seeking with the mole on his nose? I'm not sure of his clothes or anything else, except he's Chinese, a big clue by itself.

MHMaddie Hayes

How do you do that?

DADavid Addison

Gotta read a lot of Dr. Seuss.

SSecurity Officer

I'm sorry to say, I'm sad to report, I haven't seen anyone at all of that sort. Not a man who's Chinese with a mole on his nose with some kind of clothes that you can't suppose. So get away from this door and get out of this place, or I'll have to hurt you - put my foot in your face.

Maddie Hayes and then David Addison : Time to go.

S3Symphony in Knocked Flat

What the hell is a funk video?

It's called: 'How to Be Funky' It's gonna teach you how to get down, how to stay down, how to roll around...

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