You look at everything like... a woman first and then a person second.
MaddieWhat does that mean?
I said what I meant and I meant what I said.
Played by Cybill Shepherd
Moonlighting · 31 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Moonlighting: in 15 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: David (14), Zach (3), Rita (3)
Scenes with Maddie 15
MaddieMaddieYou're an animal.
And you're a sexist.
MaddieWhat?!
A sexist!! You know what a sexist is?
MaddieOf course I know what a sexist is, I am looking at one.
So am I!!
MDMaddie and David
(overlapping) I am not speaking to you - Are too!- I am not. -Are too!!!- Am not!!- Are too!!- Am not!!!
MaddieNot another word, not another sound, not another beep until we get back to the office!!
Beep.
(on the telephone) Men's room?
MaddieI am not a sexist!
Not only are you a sexist, but you are the sexiest sexist that's ever been in my good fortune to satirize.
MaddieSatirize?
Satirize, scrutinize, fantasize, etc etc etc. (Maddie slams down receiver)
MRMaddie/Rita
We have to get back to the real world!
DZDavid/Zach
No, never. I'll never give up my dreams. 'Cause if you stop dreaming you're just wasting eight hours a night.
RMRita/Maddie
You were pretty hot tonight.
ZDZach/David
You, too.
RMRita/Maddie
You got a great lip.
ZDZach/David
You got, too.
RMRita/Maddie
Drink?
ZDZach/David
Absolutely. Eat, too. (in voiceover) That night was the beginning. We would see more of each other, then all of each other. But this is television, so we won't get into that.
RMRita/Maddie
I guess the only way to get rid of Jerry is... to get rid of Jerry. You know what I mean?
ZDZach/David
(in voiceover) I didn't wanna say No, she'd think I was stupid. But I didn't wanna say Yes either, 'cause she'd think that I wanted to. Besides, I really wasn't listening, I was too busy trying to look down the sheet.
MaddieWhat the hell is a funk video?
It's called: 'How to Be Funky' It's gonna teach you how to get down, how to stay down, how to roll around...
AAgnes
Oooooh.
MaddieOoooooh?
AAgnes
Yeah, oooooh.
Just extending the metaphor.
MaddieExtend it somewhere else.
The sophistication under the rugged exterior.
MaddieThe what under what?
Kinda makes you wonder why you doubted me before?
MaddieThe night is young.
Did you call?
MaddieI called you ever name in every language.
GWG-woman
Sure?
MaddieSure.
GMG-man
Positive?
MaddiePositive.
Cross your heart and hope to die?
Now Maddie, I don't want you to panic but there is a dead man in the back of the car.
MaddieDead?
Either that or that man wears an obscene amount of blue rouge.
The Pilot
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