ZDZach/David
(in voiceover) I always play my horn with my shirt off. Late at night, by an open window, next to a flashing neon light. I know I look good that way.
Played by Bruce Willis
Moonlighting · 31 quotes
Most-quoted character in Moonlighting: in 28 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Maddie (14), Zach (10), Rita (3)
Scenes with David 21
RMRita/Maddie
I guess the only way to get rid of Jerry is... to get rid of Jerry. You know what I mean?
ZDZach/David
(in voiceover) I didn't wanna say No, she'd think I was stupid. But I didn't wanna say Yes either, 'cause she'd think that I wanted to. Besides, I really wasn't listening, I was too busy trying to look down the sheet.
ZDZach/David
(in voiceover) And then she was gone. I couldn't believe she'd walk out. But I knew she'd be back. She left her clothes behind.
ZDZach/David
(in voiceover) And that's when we started to plan the murder. What to wear, what to bring. In murder, as in life, planning is everything.
ZDZach/David
(in voiceover) I walked the streets for hours that night, my mind was reeling. I felt alone, adrift, I had never murdered anyone before. I had so many questions. How long was I supposed to walk the streets? How much guilt was I supposed to be feeling? How long will those signs float over my head?... (walks into a bar, still in voiceover) I wasn't ready to stop talking to myself yet, so I figured I might be better company if I had a couple of drinks.
ZDZach/David
[being walked to the electric chair] I ain't worried, don't you know you can't dream your own death?
GGuard
Didn't you hear? There's a new rule...
What the hell is a funk video?
DavidIt's called: 'How to Be Funky' It's gonna teach you how to get down, how to stay down, how to roll around...
DavidJust extending the metaphor.
Extend it somewhere else.
DavidThe sophistication under the rugged exterior.
The what under what?
DavidKinda makes you wonder why you doubted me before?
The night is young.
DavidDid you call?
I called you ever name in every language.
GWG-woman
Sure?
Sure.
GMG-man
Positive?
Positive.
DavidCross your heart and hope to die?
DavidNow Maddie, I don't want you to panic but there is a dead man in the back of the car.
Dead?
DavidEither that or that man wears an obscene amount of blue rouge.
The Pilot
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