Zach quotes from Moonlighting

Name's Chance... Chance Cash Johnny Rick Lonesome Shane McCoy. You can call me Zach.

We have to get back to the real world!

No, never. I'll never give up my dreams. 'Cause if you stop dreaming you're just wasting eight hours a night.

That was the first time I saw Rita. She was the kind of dame that makes a man grateful he's a man. She looked like she was misunderstood. Me, I wanted to understand her, like I've never understood any woman before. Come to think of it, I never have understood any woman before.

You were pretty hot tonight.

You, too.

You got a great lip.

You got, too.

Drink?

Absolutely. Eat, too. (in voiceover) That night was the beginning. We would see more of each other, then all of each other. But this is television, so we won't get into that.

(in voiceover) I always play my horn with my shirt off. Late at night, by an open window, next to a flashing neon light. I know I look good that way.

I guess the only way to get rid of Jerry is... to get rid of Jerry. You know what I mean?

(in voiceover) I didn't wanna say No, she'd think I was stupid. But I didn't wanna say Yes either, 'cause she'd think that I wanted to. Besides, I really wasn't listening, I was too busy trying to look down the sheet.

(in voiceover) And then she was gone. I couldn't believe she'd walk out. But I knew she'd be back. She left her clothes behind.

(in voiceover) And that's when we started to plan the murder. What to wear, what to bring. In murder, as in life, planning is everything.

(in voiceover) I walked the streets for hours that night, my mind was reeling. I felt alone, adrift, I had never murdered anyone before. I had so many questions. How long was I supposed to walk the streets? How much guilt was I supposed to be feeling? How long will those signs float over my head?... (walks into a bar, still in voiceover) I wasn't ready to stop talking to myself yet, so I figured I might be better company if I had a couple of drinks.

[being walked to the electric chair] I ain't worried, don't you know you can't dream your own death?

Didn't you hear? There's a new rule...