“Murder on Melrose.... no. Southland Student Slaying. Ehh....”

[to herself, as she walks barefoot] Murder on Melrose.... no. Southland Student Slaying. Ehh. Vampire... something with vampire in it. [sees Mick, walks to him] Do.. do I know you?

Mick

[shrugs] You tell me.

You're a cop, right?

No.

Reporter?

Nope.

We've met before, you look very familiar.

Mick

Well, maybe I've just got one of those faces.

Beth

Okay... so tell me. Which do you like better: "Vampire Slaying Rocks L.A."...

Mick

There's no such thing as vampires.

Beth

I don't think the woman in the fountain would agree. [turns to look at body] I mean... [Turns back, but Mick has vanished]

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