Mick and Interviewer in “No Such Thing as Vampires”

Mick

And while we're on the subject. Garlic - is tasty on pizza.

Does it repel you?

Mick

It repels my dates - sometimes. Toss holy water on me I get wet. Crucifixes? Okay - if you like that kind of a thing. Oh and I definitely can't turn into a bat - that'd be cool though, wouldn't it?

What about daylight?

Mick

Daylight's not good. Daylight's not good. The longer I'm in the sun the worse I feel.

But you don't burst into flames?

Mick

Not if I can help it.

How do you kill a vampire. Wooden stake I'm guessing?

Mick

No, a wooden stake won't kill a vampire - flame thrower will kill a vampire or we can lose our head - I mean literally - other than that we heal.

You seem like a very nice guy. [Mick smiles] But don't vampires kill people?

Mick

Well, most vampires don't have bounderies or rules, but I do. I don't hunt women, I don't hunt children, I don't hunt innocents, but there're predators out there that need to be dealt with.

Is that why you became a private investigator?

Mick

[nods slightly] It's a way to use my special abilities.

Any advice for the vampire wannabes out there?

Mick

Yeah, stay out of my way.