“Owl Stretching Time” quotes from Monty Python's Flying Circus

The great advantage of the tiger in unarmed combat is that he eats not only the raspberry-laden foe but also the raspberries.

Watkins, why did you join the army?

For the water-skiing and the travel, sir. Not for the killing, sir. I asked them to put it on my form, sir: "no killing".

Watkins, are you a pacifist?

No, sir. I'm not a pacifist, sir: I'm a coward.

[disgusted] That's a very silly line. Sit down!

[to a student] So, we want to learn about pointed sticks, do we? Feeling all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough, eh? Oh, oh, oh. Well, let me tell you something, my lad! When you're walking home tonight, and some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!