Colonel and Watkins in “Owl Stretching Time”

Watkins, why did you join the army?

For the water-skiing and the travel, sir. Not for the killing, sir. I asked them to put it on my form, sir: "no killing".

Watkins, are you a pacifist?

No, sir. I'm not a pacifist, sir: I'm a coward.

[disgusted] That's a very silly line. Sit down!