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Monty Python's Flying Circus · Season 1, Episode 3

“How to Recognise Different Types of Trees From Quite a Long Way Away” quotes from Monty Python's Flying Circus

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“How to Recognise Different Types of Trees From Quite a Long Way Away” · Season 1, Episode 3

ANArthur Nudge

Eh? know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge! Know what I mean? Say no more! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, say no more, say no more!

MMan

Look, are you insinuating something?

ANArthur Nudge

Oh, no no no no... yes.

MMan

Well?

ANArthur Nudge

Well, you're a man of the world, squire... you've been there, you've been around.

MMan

What do you mean?

ANArthur Nudge

Well, I mean, you've done it... you've slept... with a lady.

MMan

Yes.

ANArthur Nudge

What's it like?

Bicycle Repair Man

SOSuperman One

Oh look... is it a stockbroker?

STSuperman Two

Is it a quantity Surveyor?

STSuperman Three

Is it a church warden?

ASAll Supermen

NO! It's Bicycle Repair Man!

[The projector clicks to a slide showing a tree]

AThe Announcer

No. 1: The Larch. The Larch. The Larch.

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