[Tylor asks Fritz if he knows bowlers that could compete against Gary's team]
Do I know bowlers? Yes, I know bowlers! They don't call me "No Splitz Fritz" for nothing.
They... They call you that?
For nothing.
Huh. I've never heard them call you that.
Welly, they do, they do, they do. And we've got Pin-Pal Val over there and No-Gutter Cutter. Hmm, Duncan doesn't play, but he loves the snachos.
Huh, well, that is great news.
The snachos?
No, no, that you guys play. That's... Wow. Have you ever thought about forming a team?
A bowling team?
Yeah, sure. And maybe, I don't know, entering the Bowl-off-a-thon?
Form a team... The Bowl-off-a-thon... Ha, ha! Oh, I know what you're doing.
[nervously] You do?
Yeah, you're falling in love with us. [chuckles]
I... am doing that. I'm doing what you just said. I am in love, yes.
Yeah, you could be the team captain.
Totally. Yeah, yeah. A chance for me to bond with you guys.
Your new family!
Other than, of course, my actual family that I also have.
Extended family.
Work friends?
How about the "family that lives next door who's a little weird, but you still tell them when you're going on vacation, so they can get your mail" family?
Sure. Yeah. We'll go with that.
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