[Mike is keeping the baby in his office]
I just want you to know that that cute little snoring thing you do doesn't affect me.
[loudly enters the office] Hey, Mike!
[the baby starts crying]
Shh-shh-shh.
[whispering] How's it going?
Perfect. No problem. See? I'm not even affected by little Snore.
Wait. You named it?
[hesitantly] Um, I-I-I...
You told me once that if you name it...
You start getting attached to it. And no, this is different.
How?
I just can't call it "thing." For example, if somebody came in and said, "Hey, Mike, can I borrow that thing?" How would I know what they're talking about? Snore or a stapler? It's completely different.
I just came by to tell you Rant just gave me two tickets to the baseball game.
[gasps] The Monstropolis Creepees vs. the Red Shocks?
Yeah, awesome seats, too.
Oh, that's great! When are we going?
We? Oh, uh, it's today's game. I was gonna ask you, but since you're babysitting, I was gonna see if Fungus wanted to go.
Fungus?! [is about to yell about stops as he knows he would wake up Snore] Fungus?! He knows zip about baseball. I'm the Creepees' biggest fan. [points to his baseball cards and Creepees gear] Look, look, look! And an autographed picture of me with TJ Clawson! I've got tons of monsterobelia! Take Fungus to the opera. You're taking me to the game.
What about little Snore?
Leave that to me.
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