[Tylor, learning that Monsters, Inc. no longer needs Scarers, has to go through new employee orientation; a training video is played as Mr. Crummyham pauses it, then resumes it each time]
This is Monsters, Incorporated, where we scare because we care.
[pauses the video] Actually, we don't scare anymore. Now we're laugh power. Sorry about that. [resumes the video]
Every day on each of our state-of-the-art Scare Floors...
[pauses the video] Laugh Floors. [resumes the video]
..our elite team of Scarers...
[pauses the video] Jokesters. [resumes the video]
...help support the mission of our esteemed CEO's... [video shows an image of Waternoose]
[pauses the video] No longer esteemed! [pretending to throat-slash Waternoose] Headed off to the big house! [resumes the video]
...mission, to create scare energy...
Laugh.
...and scare power...
Laugh!
...by scaring...
Laughing! [stops the video] You know what? Forget it. Let's just move on.
Wait a minute. You're saying you're no longer hiring Scarers?
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