[Monsters, Inc. has now converted to laugh power; James P. Sullivan and Mike Wazowski are sent to Mr. Waternoose's old office]
Boys, we need to talk.
[Sulley nudges Mike towards Roz]
Oh, Roz, what an unpleasant surprise. [tries to walk out but Sulley stops him]
I had a little debrief with the Board of Directors, and they wanted me to relay the news: They're putting you two in charge.
[Sully is gives a shocked look while Mike is ecstatic]
You're kidding.
That's what I said. But, Sullivan, you're officially the new Monsters, Inc. CEO. And, Wazowski, you're the...
Wait. I got this. Senior Co-President of Monsters, Incorporated, and Chief Executive Vice-Deputy Administrative Director of Comedy Resources Management, or SCPOMICE-VDADOCREM for short.
Eh... My work here is done.
Well, adieu, Roz. True friends never say goodbye, so... goodbye! Can you believe it, Sulley?! We're in charge! You and me!
One last thing: The Board promised to give my sister my old job. She'll be in later. Good luck. She's not bubbly like me. Ha, ha, ha!
That has a sister?
Us in charge?
[on the phone] Yeah, you heard right, we're in charge, Floor Supervisor Celia.
[excited] What?! Really?!
Yeah, yeah.
Floor Supervisor?! Me?!
I thought the first order of business should be for you to get your long overdue promotion.
Everybody, get back to work! I'm practicing my Floor Supervisor voice. Oh, my gosh. I'm...
[pushes a picture of Waternoose off the desk] Goodbye! [kisses the phone and hangs up] I could really get into this being-in-charge thing. Not that I'd use it for personal gain. How much do you think my raise should be? What about a company car? You know, nothing...
[the power flickers all over the factory]
There won't be any raise or car if we don't keep the power on. Come on, we need to get you to the Scare Floor.
Laugh Floor.
Laugh Floor. Right, right. And we're gonna need to find a couple hundred more funny monsters.
Plus, we're gonna need a new slogan. Let's see. "We clown around to power the town."
I'm thinking... no.
"We are funny to keep the lights runny."
Keep trying, Mikey.
Hey, how about this one?
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