Zick quotes from Monster Allergy

Zick

Timothy, we got a problem.

Timothy

Speak of a Gorka and I’ll pop their ugly faces. It looks like we have an emergency in our hands here, Zick.

Timothy! Fireflies and moths! What a nice surprise! Who’s the dork?

Timothy

He’s Gingi Zick, more rugged than he looks.

Zick

How do you do? [Sneezes and glove hat flies off]

Timothy

Sort of.

Timothy

It’s the guards.

Don’t worry. We monsters are invisible to human eyes.

Timothy

But not the boy.

A Tamer should be clever enough not to get caught!

Timothy

Not a Tamer who’s allergic to everything.

Hey you! What are you doing here?

Zick

Hello Mr. Lifeguard! I’m signed up for swimming classes, and... and the diving board is really cool!

Elena

Thank you very much for the cat, NOW GET LOST!

Zick

Why are you treating me like this? What did I do?

Elena

I tell you. You won't tell me anything about you or what all those weird monsters are, but you come to me when you got a problem or a cat.

Timothy

[Seeing Zick and Elena from a window] Wow! the bickers are outta again.

Zick

How come I can fight monsters, but I can't figure out Elena?

Timothy

Fighting monsters is easier, they only come at you at one direction at a time.

Bombo

Bombo help, Bombo eat girl.

Zick

Bombo!

Bombo

Bombo joking. Bombo on diet.

Zick

And what about these pathetic criminals you're guarding?

Timothy

Guarding? You mostly play hide and seek with them! As for their crimes, Bombo steal some cakes. Snyakutz Bu was arrested for littering, he left pieces of himself everywhere. Clak-Ritak was charged for playing violin, HORRIBLY OUT OF TUNE. Ben-Talak is an incurable lair.

That's not true.

Timothy

There, you see? He just did it again! And the Bursties, well they just arrested for inappropriate singing.

Zick

Wow, this is a quite of band of pardon criminals. Are you sure you could handle them all by yourself?

Timothy

I assure you in Bibbur-Si this offenses are quite serious, and it's my job to teach them to become better monsters so they can go back someday.

Zick

Better monsters, got it. Now let's start training.

Timothy

Your not ready. I have to keep you from using your power, until you control them better.

Zick

Eh... But we only have three day before we have meet Magnacat.

Timothy

Not so fast, Zick. Lardine and I will take of Magnacat. You can't use your powers until you're ready.

Zick

But I feel ready right now.

Timothy

If you're ready, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

Zick

I'm sharing with my lunch with a talking plant. Weird.

Elena

I'm watching my neighbor feed his lunch to an invisible talking plant. Weird.

Yo ho-ho, greeting you land lubbers. Who dares call orders to the ghost of Bristlebeard?

Timothy

No one, I was a trick of the fog. Nothing here for pirate ghosts, thank you.

Zick

I dare. You've been here all along. You know we need help, HELP US.

I know that Tone, but it's weak. Bristlebeard has been on a long voyage with little to eat.

Zick

Cool! Their human again.

Timothy

Disgusting.

Elena

Zick, are you alright? You look awful.

Zick

I'm just tired, Elena. It must be quite late.

Elena

Uh, Zick, I don't know how to tell you this but it's only like quarter to nine. [Catching Zick for feeling fainted]

Zick

Oh...

Timothy

We need you to help us get him home.

Elena

Sure, I can help. I told my parents I was going to Zick's house anyway so... [Realizes that Timothy can talk] You can speak!

Timothy

Meow.

Elena

Oh no, you don't! If you want my help, you gonna answer my question.

Timothy

Yes, I can speak. What I can't do is get Zick home by myself.

Elena

There. Was that so hard?

Zick

What do you mean less?

Greta

Not another word, Dad! Mom, you shouldn't do this.

Zick

Dad? Mom?! You can see them?!

Greta

Of course, I can see them! They're my parents! Now, everybody, out! Go on, everybody. You too, Timothy. You rest now, Zick.

Zick

I can't believe my own mother can see phantoms. Why didn't she tell me?

Elena

And another thing, how come you didn't tell me your cat can talk?

Zick

Timothy? He can't talk, maybe you imagined it. There was a lot going on that beach.

Elena

I'm telling you, he talked! Go on, say something!

Zick

I'm telling you, he's a cat. Yup, just a mangy, smelly old cat.

Elena

Oh, with the two of you are impossible!

Zick

[Seeing Elena leaving] Wow, she gets hot under the collar.

Timothy

What do you mean mangy?

Zick

[Stands up and points to the empty seat next to him] I saved you a seat.

Elena

[Glares at him before taking another empty seat] Hmph.

Well, it looks like the sweethearts have had a quarrel.

Too bad, they made such a creepy couple too.

Hey Zick, did you forget to put deodorant on or something?

Zick

Elena, don't listen to them.

Elena

[Turning away from Zick] I'm not [Turns back to Zick] and I'm not listening to you either.

[Teasingly, in unison] Ooh!

Okay class, it's recess. Be back in 15 minutes [The students begin leaving the classroom and Elena gets up from her seat while Zick rushes to her only to be blocked by Patty and Mattie]

You two should kiss and make up.

Zick

Huh? [Patty laughs while Mattie teasingly makes kissing noises much to his annoyance]

Elena

[Goes through Patty and Mattie] Why don't you two soak your heads? [David is about to approach Zick]

Zick

[Turns to David] That goes for you too. [A startled David falls on Soup and Ford before the three run away from Zick before he and Elena share a laugh before looking at each other]

Zick

What came over you to mention pirates?

Elena

If we're going to find that Dark Phantom, we have to start somewhere.

Zick

We?

Elena

You heard me, now I figure that the ghost go back to the place he's familiar with.

Zick

Okay for we then.

Zick

Huh? [Both Patty and Mattie teasingly laugh at them]

Zick

[Seeing the Quicksilver Waterfall] Wow, it's really beautiful isn't it?

Elena

Look down there. [Seeing Bristlebeard, and excited] Holy Spit! It's Bristlebeard's ghost, and I can see him. Do you think some of your powers were rubbed on me?

Zick

No, he just ate a monster, and is just temporarily alive.

Elena

[Sadly] Oh.