Monkey Dust quotes

By the power invested in me by that bloke I met in the pub who knew for definite, I find your sort... guilty of paedophilia.

A 99?! Like a 69, but thirty worse!

Your gayness condemns you; it is written in stone.

Where?

On the wall behind the bus station - I carved it there myself; I have seen it with mine own eyes!

Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education...

Karen Carpenter, she's my favourite! I bet she's old and fat now.

I'd like two tickets to Wembley Stadium to see Mud.

I never done it. I only said I did it so they'd take me bellend out the chilli sauce!

So this new society, what's it for exactly?

It's a history society. It's for history.

And what will you do?

Read books about history, visit local museums, write essays on historical topics...

I just don't think you have time. You've got an A-level in hip-hop coming up this spring, you've got double rap on Thursdays, and that's without your garage oral and AS-level in flavas. You're just not taking academic matters seriously.