[Jack and Adrian's truck is careening down the hill, out of control]
I gotta say something: I'm sorry! I'm sorry I wasn't there for you and Ambrose! I'm so sorry! Oh, I'm a bad father! That's all that matters!
MMonk
You're not a bad father! Look at Jack, Jr.!
He's a putz!
MMonk
What?
Actually, he's not even a putz! He dreams one day of becoming a putz! He lives downstairs in my basement, he smokes pot all day long, he steals money from my wallet!
MMonk
He's not a doctor?
No, I made it all up! I lied! I wanted to have a son I could be proud of! I didn't know I had one in San Francisco.
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