Mongrels quotes

Either way they should be disembowelled…

I’m gonna kidnap all the kids from Glee,

And shatter all their femurs,

But before he releases one more song,

So I’m sticking with my record stylus,

‘Cos you can’t buy vinyl Miley Cyrus,

That bitch deserves a flesh eating virus…

I’m gonna butcher Joe McElderry,

With a blunt meat cleaver…

And they’ll auto-tune his final scream,

When I murder Justin Bieber…

Since I wasn't around when you were a kitten,

Here's a father's advice, make sure you listen.