Instead of a job, play internet poker,
“Smoking Makes You Look 'Cool”
In this episode: Marion (4), Backing Singers (2)
But never forget, you gots to be smoker.
Always accept lifts from strangers,
Hitchhiking’s free with very few dangers!
?(Marion)
Send stuff to newspapers while you’re hammered,
They published my cartoon of Prophet Muhammad.
?(Marion)
Join new religion when you are pissed…
?(Marion)
This is why I am Scientologist.
?(Marion)
Sell a kidney if you are broke…
?(Marion)
But never sell a lung, boy, 'cause you got to smoke.
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