“Middle class is magical” quotes from Mongrels

Drink too much Chilean Chardonnay.

Ignore the homeless.

Don't mind Burkhas.

Condescend to migrant workers.

When all the world is middle class

There'll be no poverty or starvation.

Because we'll all grow our own mangetout

And Myleene Klass will the rule the nation.

Because...

Join us and you'll see.

You're already halfway there

What matters is what we wear.

Let's pay someone else to do the difficult jobs

While we work on our hair.