AAlvin
[Knocks on door. Violet answers] Hi. Is Christy Plunkett here?
You a bill collector?
AAlvin
No.
Subpoena?
AAlvin
No.
Are we being evicted again?
AAlvin
No. What do you mean "again"?
Never mind. She's not here.
AAlvin
Oh, okay. You, uh... you must be her daughter.
Listen pal, we're not joining your church.
AAlvin
I'm not... Forget it. I'll come back another time.
Whatever. [Slams door]
AAlvin
Wow. My granddaughter's a joy.
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