Gloria, Jay and others in “Undeck the Halls”

Look, every country has their own traditions. In our culture, for example, the baby Jesus is the one that brings the gifts, not the Santa Claus.

But that doesn't make sense. How could a newborn baby carry all those presents? They don't even know where their hands are.

At least a baby can fit through a chimney.

How would you sit on the baby Jesus' lap? You'd squish it.