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S3 E1

Modern Family · Season 3, Episode 1

Alex and Jimmy in “Dude Ranch”

I looked it up. The distance between our houses is 2,443 miles.

Yeah, but on some maps, that's like, pfft, this big.

God, you're stupid.

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