We need to talk.
What?
You stole my first kiss.
What are you talking about?
I had it all planned out. It was supposed to be special: someone with a high GPA and a bright future. Not a Mario brother.
Fine. You know what, I don't even want your kiss. Here you can have it back.
There. Now we're even.
Keep it. I don't, I don't want it anymore.
What am I doing?
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