Jay, what are you wearing? You can't go to church like that.
Well, that settles it then. I'm going golfing.
You're gonna miss church again? Last Sunday, you said that you had to go the office. The week before, you had breakfast with a friend.
Manny And before that, you thought you had a cold that turned out not to be a cold.
Because I babied it.
You don't have to convince us. You have to convince Him.
Who, God? Me and God are good.
How would you know?
Look, you feel God in church, which is great. I feel God out in nature, amongst his works.
Are you gonna go to church next week?
We'll see.
I know what "we'll see" means. If you're done with church, just say it.
I'm done with church.
Don't say that!
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