[On toilet with original next stall] What? So you find out she's imaginary and you squeeze her breast?
Look, it just seemed like the only logical thing to do given the circumstances. I'm a creature of instinct, aren't I?
What? So if in doubt, squeeze breast. Abby is confused and upset. And what's Jess supposed to think? Dude, you're touching up girls right in front of her.
Shut up! Why would I? Why would I care what Jess thinks? 'Cause I fucking... I don't. I do not care, not even a little bit, so just... shush!
Why can't you just admit you like her?
For the love of God, can a ridiculously handsome man not do anything in peace? Eh?
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