Rudy Two and Rudy in “Unfinished Business”

[Rudy walks into washroom] W... Where have you been?

Nowhere.

What's that?

It's nothing.

What is that? Is that a love? Ugh! It's a love bite! What are you, a 12-year-old girl? [Laughs] You are fucking Kelly! I knew it.

It's not Kelly. It's Clare.

The therapist?!

Yeah.

Hang on, that explains a few things, does that...

What do you mean? Your fuck-buddy has just wanked me off.

What?!

Yeah, I know! She just whipped it out, she starts plugging away on it like she were trying to break it.

Right, and why didn't you stop her?

Why would I do that? Eh? God, she's intense, though, man.

Did she do all that crying straight after? I mean, like, crying immediately afterwards. I can't... I can't believe this. I've just shot me load, she starts getting all heavy, like, "I shouldn't be doing this, I am a total mess." [Mimics sobbing]

At one point, I was honestly considering just shoving me cock into her mouth just to shut her up, mate.

Oi! Now you stop it! You don't talk about my girlfriend like that. [Laughs] No... No! You're not... you're not going out with her, man.

Well, she's better than some of the skanky horrible sluts you end up with. She's old and she's a... psychopath and she cries after she's wanked people off. She cries because she cares. Unlike you.

No, you... Listen. You don't get to choose. I choose. And that's how this thing works, right? Now, you get back in here, because I am not having people thinking I'm fucking a 40-year-old woman.

No. I love her. And I don't care what you think.

Don't you walk out this room.