Rudy and Rudy Two in “Unfinished Business”

How've you got in here?

Broke a window.

[Tuts] D'you know, this isn't working out for either of us. I think we should stay split.

Per... permanently?

Why not? You've had your moment in the sun. You've got it all off your chest. Consider me humiliated. You're your own man now. We can go our separate ways, separate lives. We don't have to see each other ever again. What d'you say? Maybe you could move to Wales,

I've no fucking intention of going there! So you can walk around like you're happy all the time?

It works for me. I don't need you turning up every time I feel down, reminding me of everything that makes me feel shit about meself.

Yeah, but it's a part of who you are.

No. It's a part of who you are. Mate, all this fighting, arguing, nobody wants to get stabbed in the shoulder with a pair of scissors. It's not cool, and it hurts. C'mon, man, let's just stay split. I'm gonna take your moody silence as a "yes".

Try not to break another window on your way out.

Jesus!