Rudy and Rudy Two in “Unfinished Business”

You've just had unprotected anal sex with that girl.

I most certainly did. And she loved it.

What if she's got HIV?

Cute girls don't get HIV.

You need to take her to the clinic, you need to get her to have some tests, get her a full work-up.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. D'you know how rare it is to find a girl who genuinely, honest to God, absolutely loves it up the arse?