Rudy and Rudy Two in “Unfinished Business”

[Walks onto tower block rooftop and sees Rudy 2 at edge] Oh... what the fuck... do you think you're doing?

You think you can get rid of me? I'm a part of you.

Cool power guy with the suits, he could've sorted all this bullshit out, but, oh no, you had to make a big drama, didn't you?

I'm not gonna let you bury me. I'm staying right here.

Oh, you're such a whiny little bitch!

You hate me, you hate yourself.

Nobody loves themselves more than I do. I'd fuck myself in a heartbeat, wouldn't I?

So we're back to the whole, "I'm gay", thing there, really, aren't we?

What you bringing that up for? I'm not gay.

D'you remember that time in PE, when you were in the showers and you got turned on watching Richard Saunders soaping his balls?

Oh, it's pathetic! It's sad.

You thought about it when you were screwing the fake vagina you made out of Mum's rubber gloves.

[Fighting clone] Ah...! Out of order, out of order.

You trying to fuck me?

I'm gonna fucking kill you!

I am you!

You're nothing to do with me! [They fall over edge merely landing on a lower rooftop]

Rudy! [Groans] That could've gone horribly wrong, that. You could have killed us.

Shut up whining.