It's Nathan, right?
Yeah, I just wanted to swing by, you know, say hi, as one superhero to another.
That's really sweet of you.
So, how mad is all this?
Totally mad.
And look at you, with your wonderful, amazing power. I saw what you did with that guy in the wheelchair. That's like curing two normal people. Double points. And so... I was wondering... if you could maybe help me out with a small, personal affliction of my own.
Of course. What is it?
Well... I appear to have contracted a sexually transmitted disease of some kind. I honestly don't know how I got it.
I'm sorry. I don't do sexually transmitted diseases.
No?
Because of the rubbing. Go to the doctors. They'll give you some antibiotics.
How long will that take to work? See, out there, there are a load of drunken girls just staggering around, waiting to be shagged. Do you really want to disappoint them?
I'm sorry. I'm just not prepared to spend my life rubbing other people's genitalia.
Oh, come on. Just give it a quick rub. It's lovely and clean. It's pine-forest fresh.
I'm not going to rub your cock!
Where's your humanity?
It's not going to happen. Okay?
That's fair enough. I suppose I only have myself and that dirty bitch I had sex with to blame. [Referring to trophy] What's that?
That's my Mother Teresa Young Humanitarian of the Year Award. It's for the charity work I did in India.
Good for you, and good for Mumma Teresa. God rest her beautiful soul. I think I'm going to win that next year myself.
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