Mike & Molly Season 1 quotes

My motto's always been: A little powder, a little paint, makes you something that you ain't.

Mike

Look at me, Carl. It's the 9th inning and I have not had *one* hotdog!

You want everything on it, big guy?

Mike

Walk away! Walk away! Walk away!

Mike

Carl, you're my best friend in the world, but you're a hot head and a loud mouth.

That's just when we have to play good cop, bad cop.

Mike

It's actually more [placing his hand on his chest] embarrassed cop, and [waving his hand towards Carl] source of embarrassment cop.

Molly

Dinner was delicious. Good for you, finding a man who knows his way around a kitchen.

I know my way around a kitchen.

Molly

I meant cooking, not finding an Oreo in the dark.

Mike

Molly, it's 2:00 a.m.

Molly

Already?

Mike

You can't do this every night.

Molly

But I want to.

Mike

Come on. You're pregnant. You need to get your sleep.

Molly

I like watching him. Oh. I can't believe all this is happening.

Mike

I can. I've known it since the first time I saw you.

Molly

Mike.

Mike

I'm serious. I said, "That is the woman I am going to marry and spend the rest of my life with."

Molly

What about the cramped house full of mental patients?

Mike

That I didn't see coming. But I wouldn't change a thing.

Molly

Not a thing.

I love you.

Molly

Oh. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

La-la-ba-dee-dah, la-la-ba-dee-dah. For the first time in my life, I see love.