Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Season 2 quotes

Every scene's a fight scene!

Skull

Bulk, I'm still not sure I wanna be a fireman. I think my calling is in politics.

Bulk

You nitwit. Alright, I'm gonna explain this one last time. Where there's smoke, there's fire. Where there's fire, there's trouble. Where there's trouble, there's the Power Rangers! Y'get it?

Skull

...I'm sure I will someday.

Bulk

As official members of the Angel Grove Wannabe Firefighters Club, we prepared a special slide presentation illustrating the dangers of my father operating a barbecue.

Skull

Yeah! So pay attention.

Bulk

These slides represent a famous event in 1993: Bulkmeier family barbecue, known across the country to firefighters as... "The Big One".

Skull

You know, Bulk, fire is kinda scary. So what if we just yell "fire!", and then maybe the Power Rangers will show up and save us so we won't have to be near a real fire?

Bulk

Don't be such a wimp! Fire doesn't scare me. And besides, the Power Rangers are too smart for that!

Skull

[under his breath; points at the burning barrel] Fire. Fire!

Bulk

Look, you bonehead! I just told you that the Rangers are too smart to fall for that!

Skull

Fire! Fire!

Bulk

Wait a minute. I smell smoke!

Bulk

FIRE!

You missed the target! I'm surprised you even hit the Earth! It's only 6,000 miles wide!

Goldar

We must recharge, master.

Don't even say it. I hear by proclaim no more using the word "recharge" ever again!

Tommy

[To Goldar] I'll stay here and handle Buckethead!

[After being defeated] Ah, Goldar, approach me.

Goldar, never send putties to do your job! This is all your fault because of your bumbling, I don't even have any prisoners! Now go and destroy the White Ranger!

Yes, the tide is about to turn!

Goldar

Uh... what tide?

It was a metaphor, you nimrod! For my scheme.

Where'd those other Rangers come from? They're making chowder out of my monsters!

Goldar

I...I do not know, your Evilness.

Now why doesn't that surprise me, you nincompoop? Ugh... I need something I can turn into a new monster

Aha! That big inner tube will be my next monster.

Baboo

A totally tubular idea!

Goldar

From that you're making a monster?

That's right, Einstein! I'm tired of fish. I need a monster with more brawn and backbone. Arise! Now to make my tube monster big enough to terrorize the entire city!

Tube Monster awakens! Tube Monster destroys!

Blast, you bumbling bean-brains! If I never see another fish in my life, it'll be too soon. Oh well, what's for lunch, you ninnies?

Goldar

Large, uh... lake trout almandine.

You incredible twit! You ordered me fish?! Oh, what's the use? I'm surrounded by ninnies! Power Rangers, you'll pay for this someday!

More Power Rangers?!

Huh?! Where did they come from?!

I don't know, but they sure are ugly!

Tommy

It's time to throw you rejects overboard.

You 6 won't even make a full meal.

You're 7 feet tall, lamebrain! Just take it from them!

I can't believe that bubblehead said that! I need some real monsters down there! [uses his Z-staff] Monsters arise!

You'll do as I command.

[under his spell] Yes, master.

You shall go and seek a human named Tommy, and bring me a sample of his hair, so that I may clone another of his image and strength. [hands the bullies a pair of scissors]

Yes, master.

Now, go.

Yes, master.

[annoyed] Now, go.

Yes, master.

[furiously] NOW, GO!!

Humans.