Hi, losers!
Yeah! Losers!
S1Gung Ho!
S1Wheel of Misfortune
Bulk, be careful! You're such a clod.
She's makin' me mess up my lines!
[he spins the spinning wheel at hyperspeed]
Bulk? Not so fast!
[the high speed of the wheel blows off Mr. Kaplan's toupee; Bulk guffaws at it; the wheel suddenly breaks]
HEY!!
[she looks at the busted wheel]
Oh, no! You ruined my grandmother's spinning wheel!!! What is she gonna say?!
KMr. Kaplan
Honestly, Bulk. Come on, kids. Let's take a break before somethin' else gets broken.
Don't get so bent outta shape, Kimberly!
This happens to be very important to me.
[she sets off in a huff]
S1Island of Illusion, Part 1
What's the matter, Zack?
That's the matter! That huge snake! Well, can't you see it? Can't you see it!?
What snake?!
It's gonna bite me!
There's nothing there, Zack!
Zack, there is no snake!
I hate snakes! I HATE SNAKES!!
S1Island of Illusion, Part 2
[thanking Quagmire for helping get his self-confidence back] Thanks for the pep-talk, man.
QQuagmire
My pleasure and welcome back, but the key was inside you, Zack.
[Zack's fellow Ranger teens are impressed by his moves in the dance competition]
Stylin' tunes.
KKim
I know. Who's the D.J.?
[to their surprise, the D.J. is none other than an old friend from the island]
KKim
Look, you guys! It's Quasimodo!
[laughs] Quagmire.
S1The Rockstar
So, what's the plan, your evilness?
RRita
To find the Mirror of Destruction.
The one that can destroy even Super Putties?
RRita
Yes. Into 1,000,000 pieces!
That mirror's power will destroy anything reflected in it. Just one look at it, and those Rangers are history! We have to find it first!
RRita
We'll start today. It's hidden on Earth.
S1Calamity Kimberly
Zordon, how do we battle this evil monster?
And how are we gonna get Kimberly out of that jar?
Use your Zords, and you can defeat him. When the Fan Man is defeated, Kimberly will be free.
But we need Tommy's help.
And the power of the Dragonzord.
He still doesn't look any better.
Where are the creeps that did this to Tommy?!
And trapped Kimberly?
My sensors have tracked them to the Putty Bowl Restaurant. Observe.
[the 4 Rangers turn to the Viewing Globe and notice Goldar, Squatt, and Baboo having lunch with the Fan Man at said restaurant]
The dimension in the jar will disappear any minute, and so will Kimberly.
[uncorks the jar] And then, we'll make the other Power Rangers disappear. [peeks in the jar] Gettin' hungry, Kimberly?
Let me go! Please! Let me go.
Poor Kimberly.
We're outta here!
S1A Star is Born
[after Skull accidentally spills lotion on him] You airhead! I wanna get a tan. Not a bath.
S1The Yolk's on You!
[Fang catches Goldar, Squatt, and Baboo eating his eggs]
FFang
How could you?!
What do you mean?
FFang
You ate my gooney bird eggs! You know how hard it is to find these?! You can't just walk into a store and buy these, you know! I was going to have these eggs for lunch!
Really? They were good.
FFang
Were good?! [growls with rage] I'm going to tear you apart!
S1The Green Candle, Part 1
[to Bulk and Skull] Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
TZTommy and Zack
We sure can learn something from you. NOT!
Roses are red, violets are blue, no girl in the world's gonna go out with you.
S1The Green Candle, Part 2
Jason, you gotta come back. Tommy's in big trouble.
You're all in trouble now!
But if I don't get the candle in time, he'll lose his powers.
If we don't get to him in time, he'll lose his life!
RRita
BURN, CANDLE, BURN!
No! You can't take my powers, Rita! I'm the Green Ranger!
S1Birds of a Feather
Why didn't you use the secret weapon move I showed you?!
BBiff
What you mean, this one?!
(He kicks Bulk in the shins)
BBiff
I'm getting a new coach!
S1Clean-Up Club
Hey, Ernie, you wanna film us workin' out?
You two? Workin' out?
Just run the camera, okay?
[he hands Ernie the camcorder]
Oh, this oughta be fun.
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