Scenes with Rito Revolto 21
[emerges from his urn] Who dares awaken me from my slumber?!
[enters] What's all the racket in here?! And who in the galaxy are you?!
I am Face Stealer, woken from my silence after 5,000 years.
You call that a deep sleep? That's a nap where I come from.
[Rito laughs]
Well, hubby dear, I think someone around here owes me an apology.
Rito Yeah.
Are you telling me that that's the...
Exactly! Let me present to you, the one and only Face Stealer!
Thank you. Thank you. Good to be here. Thank you very much.
Rito [picks up the phone] Hello. Rito Revolto residence.
[he laughs until...]
[on phone] Rito, you bonehead! Put Goldar on the line!
Rito Oh. Hi, Edd! Uh, Goldar's not here. Oh! Can I be in charge?
So, you want to be in charge, huh?
Rito Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. [laughs]
Like when I told you to recharge Serpentera yesterday?!
[Rito facepalms]
Well, thanks to you, we're on our way back, and your sister can't wait to see you. Tell Goldar that monster had better be ready!
Rito Monster? What? Oh! Right! The monster! You got it, Edd! No problemo! Everything is right on schedule. Count on it!
[Rito has just returned to the Palace after another failure.]
What are you doing here? Oh, why do I even bother?
That's the exact same question I've been asking since he arrived!
[Rito makes angry mocking sounds at him.]
Well, I suppose it's a good time for Plan B.
Rito Oh, good! A Plan B!
You won't be involved, numbskull!
[He shoves Rito away.]
Are you ready to surrender yet?
You know me better than that, Goldar!
[Rito appears.]
Rito I don't know you, will you surrender to me?
[About Zedd's brain-washing toys.]
Rito Y'know, Ed, this ain't such a bad idea. I kinda like this thing.
It's "Zedd," you mental marshmallow!
SC Santa Claus
I know who you are, and you've been a very naughty boy this year!
Rito Yeah, yeah, I'm heartbroken.
Who dares enter unannounced?!
[appears before him] What?! Who dares to ask a question of me, Master Vile?!
What? Rita, you know this intruder?
Meet Master Vile. My father!
[Zedd is shocked]
Rito Hiya, Dad!
[Master Vile laughs maniacally]
[having heard of Rita and Zedd's marriage] You married Lord Zedd?! You couldn't marry anyone who had a skull?!
I may not have a skull, but I have captured the Falcon Zord, as well as the great Ninjor. What do you have to say about that?!
Rito But it's true, Dad! Look!
[he opens the jar and proceeds to walk towards his father; he trips on Zedd and inadvertently drops the jar]
Aha! I'm free at last! You'll never catch me now!
We're not gonna let you do this!
Rito Oh! Big words for someone in pink tights!
[at the Moon Base, a furious Master Vile is on the ground]
It was a foolproof plan! Why? Why?!
[Rito and Rita help their father up off the ground]
Rito Whoopsie Daisy daddy. Come on, don't take it so rough.
Grow up! You're supposed to be the adult around here! Now stop it, you're embarrassing me!
That's it! I've had it with the lot of you. I'm going back to my own galaxy, where evil reigns supreme and the bad guys always win!
[at Zedd's moon base, a furious Rita chastises Rito and Goldar for their failure to get the Rangers' Power Coins]
Can't you do anything right?! What is it with you anyway!
Rito It wasn't my fault, sis. It was Mr. Goldilocks here!
(After Rito tears the map in half)
Rito Now we BOTH have a map! There!
Whattaya, got rocks in your head?!
Rito Nope; There's nothing in my head!
[At the Command Center's underground base, Goldar is lost.]
Drat, a dead end. Great, I'll have to turn back now. [Using the popcorn trail he left behind to find his way back.] That fool Rito is probably lost by now. I'll just follow this back to where I started....
[Goldar finds Rito eating his trail.]
What are you doing? You bonehead!
Rito [spitting some of the popcorn he was eating] Hey Goldie, what do you think you're doing here?
Rito Your what?! Oh sorry, I didn't know. I mean I was hungry.
You were hungry?! How would you like a knuckle sandwich?
Rito Thank you, but no. I'm full now I just couldn't eat another bite.
[Face palms in embarrassment] Why me?!
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