Bulk quotes from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Skull

Bulk, I'm still not sure I wanna be a fireman. I think my calling is in politics.

Bulk

You nitwit. Alright, I'm gonna explain this one last time. Where there's smoke, there's fire. Where there's fire, there's trouble. Where there's trouble, there's the Power Rangers! Y'get it?

Skull

...I'm sure I will someday.

Bulk

As official members of the Angel Grove Wannabe Firefighters Club, we prepared a special slide presentation illustrating the dangers of my father operating a barbecue.

Skull

Yeah! So pay attention.

Bulk

These slides represent a famous event in 1993: Bulkmeier family barbecue, known across the country to firefighters as... "The Big One".

Skull

You know, Bulk, fire is kinda scary. So what if we just yell "fire!", and then maybe the Power Rangers will show up and save us so we won't have to be near a real fire?

Bulk

Don't be such a wimp! Fire doesn't scare me. And besides, the Power Rangers are too smart for that!

Skull

[under his breath; points at the burning barrel] Fire. Fire!

Bulk

Look, you bonehead! I just told you that the Rangers are too smart to fall for that!

Skull

Fire! Fire!

Bulk

Wait a minute. I smell smoke!

Bulk

FIRE!

You'll do as I command.

[under his spell] Yes, master.

You shall go and seek a human named Tommy, and bring me a sample of his hair, so that I may clone another of his image and strength. [hands the bullies a pair of scissors]

Yes, master.

Now, go.

Yes, master.

[annoyed] Now, go.

Yes, master.

[furiously] NOW, GO!!

Humans.

You're the Power Rangers?

Skull

In the living spandex!

Wait a minute, where are the other Power Rangers?

Bulk

They're off--

Bulk

They're off polishing their Zords!

Skull

Which just fought a giant, huge creature-thing!

Uh-huh. Come on, let's get out of here.

Bulk

No, wait! Don't you wanna see us, y'know, ridin' our Zords?

Skull

Yeah! We really are the Power Rangers!

I've come to destroy the Power Rangers! Why are you running away? Come back and fight! Oh, I feel great!

Bulk

Oh, we're not the Power Rangers!

Skull

Yeah, don't hurt us! We are not the Power Rangers!

Bulk

Skull, do me a favor.

Skull

What's that?

Bulk

If I ever come up with another plan that has anything to do with the Power Rangers... staple my mouth shut.

Bulk

Way to go, geekoid!

Skull

Yeah! Even I coulda done that.

Ernie

Come on, guys, give him a break.

Shut up!

Bulk

Excuse me, sir. Can you tell us where the registration office is?

You boys looking to enroll in the Junior Police Patrol?

Bulk

Yeah! You're looking at two of Angel Grove's finest future detectives.

Skull

We wanna wear uniforms so we can impress the girls.

You better have a better reason than that.

Bulk

That wasn't meant to sound the way it sounded. We wanna protect the girls!

That's better.

Skull

Changed my mind, Bulky, I'm not the physical type. "No muscle and proud of it," that's me!

Bulk

You will do it! And you will like it!

Skull

Hey, Bulky. Do you think the Alien Rangers could beat Darth Vader?

Bulk

You dimwit! Darth Vader is just pretend. The Alien Rangers are real!

Skull

Oh, right, I forgot.

Skull

How 'bout a Klingon?