Scenes with Bulk 35
Bulk, be careful! You're such a clod.
BulkShe's makin' me mess up my lines!
[he spins the spinning wheel at hyperspeed]
[the high speed of the wheel blows off Mr. Kaplan's toupee; Bulk guffaws at it; the wheel suddenly breaks]
[she looks at the busted wheel]
Oh, no! You ruined my grandmother's spinning wheel!!! What is she gonna say?!
KMr. Kaplan
Honestly, Bulk. Come on, kids. Let's take a break before somethin' else gets broken.
Bulk
Don't get so bent outta shape, Kimberly!
This happens to be very important to me.
[she sets off in a huff]
Bulk
Why didn't you use the secret weapon move I showed you?!
BBiff
What you mean, this one?!
(He kicks Bulk in the shins)
BBiff
I'm getting a new coach!
Bulk
Hey, Ernie, you wanna film us workin' out?
Bulk
Just run the camera, okay?
[he hands Ernie the camcorder]
KMr. Kaplan
Class, since Miss Appleby is ill today, I thought I would fill in for her so I could deliver these test results personally. [hands the Rangers teens their test results] Congratulations. All of you got A's.
Wow. Focusing on our studies really paid off. (the Power Rangers smiled at the tests, while Bulk and Skull wait for theirs)
KMr. Kaplan
But, you two,... [points at Bulk and Skull] Get up here. [Bulk and Skull do so] Read them and weep.
[hands Bulk and Skull their test results; Bulk and Skull look at them]
Hey, Bulk! The plan worked! We didn't get D's! No detention!
Bulk
Will you shut up?
KMr. Kaplan
Do you know what F stands for, gentlemen?
Bulk
Fun?
KMr. Kaplan
NO! [steps up to the blackboard and writes down the word...] "Forever"! Which is how long you're gonna be staying after school in my office!
Bulk
That was my next guess.
KMr. Kaplan
I'm very disappointed in you, gentlemen! [waves his eraser at Bulk and Skull, causing Bulk to try to stifle a sneeze] What's the matter with him?
[Bulk sneezes so hard, Mr. Kaplan's toupee flies off]
Bulk
I thought I told you to buy a big fish, sardine breath!
I did. It's the only kind of fish I know.
Bulk
We did it! We finished... the BULKWICH!!
Bulk
Trick or treat...
Bulk
It's time to meet...
[Pirantishead is approaching Bulk and Skull.]
Bulk, are we near a river?
Bulk
No... what's the matter with you?
Behind you... is a fish! A giant fish! A humongous fish!
Pirantishead [chuckles]: Hello, boys.
[Bulk and Skull scream wildly.]
[Pirantishead blasts their four-wheelers, making them spin out of control.]
All right, so you slimeballs actually have members in your club?
Bulk
Yeah! Lots of 'em, too.
'Course, we had to bribe 'em with free food. But what the heck? Wanna join?
Bulk
Too bad. 'Cause our first gig is to find the true identities of the Power Rangers.
Yeah. We heard 'em talking, and now all we hafta do is find voices that match what we heard. [sticks his mic in front of the Pink Ranger teen] Cool! Huh?
Get a life, dimwit! [storms off in a huff]
She's definitely not a Power Ranger.
Bulk
She's in a fight with Trini or somethin'. I don't know.
Bulk
Listen up! We will now expose the Power Rangers' true identities! Turn it on, Skull!
You mean you think you found out who they are?
Bulk
We'll just play this tape and see if we recognize the voices we heard. Roll it, Skull.
[Skull presses play on the cassette recorder, but only squeaky distortion is heard]
[he stops the cassette and opens the recorder to find the eaten cassette]
Bulk
Can't you do anything right?!
Bulk
Hail Lord Zedd.
Bulk
[hypnotized] Hail Lord Zedd.
[also hypnotized] Hail Lord Bread.
(Bulk and Skull hide from 2 female bullies behind the counter of Ernie's juice bar)
Hey! You guys can't be back here.
Bulk
Please, Ernie. Just until they go away.
[Rocky and Adam are incredulous as two female punks show up to the youth center dressed like Bulk and Skull. The first female punk is similar to Skull and is the dominant of the two. Her friend is overweight like Bulk and follows her.]
FPFemale punk 1
Bulky-kins!
FPFemale punk 2
Skullsy-poo!
Bulk
They want to ask us to the dance! We should go Skull!
Yeah, we wouldn't want to be late for detention, knowing how Mr. Caplan gets!
[Bulk and Skull try to make a getaway, but the two female punks follow them. The second female punk stops for a moment to eat a cookie before resuming to chase after the duo with her friend.]
Bulk
[reading the final note] We still have what you've been looking for. Turn around!
[Bulk and Skull are confronted by the two female punk bullies.]
FPFemale punk 2
Hi Skullsy-pie!
FPFemale punk 1
Miss me, Bulky-Puss?
Bulk
What are you two doing here?
FPFemale punk 2
Did you get our itty-bitty notes?
Bulk
Wait a minute. You wrote those!
FPFemale punk 1
Of course! And we still have what you've been looking for.
Bulk
What is it that you could possibly have that we would want?
FPFemale punks 1 and 2
True Love! Hit it!
[The two female bullies takes Bulk and Skull to the center and dances with them. It soon ends with them forcefully kissing the duo. The girls congratulate each other as the Rangers laugh]
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