Mighty Max · Season 1
Wait, there may be security devices...aha, just as I thought! Now first, I will have to disable the trip wire surrounding the lid. Then I'll use a mirror to deflect the beam from the infrared motion detector. And finally, I'll exchange it with an object of equal weight so as to circumvent the pressure alarm... [chuckles]
[grabs a wooden plank] I got a better idea.
[The camera cuts to a security guard who is startled by the sound of crashing glass and an alarm.]
[dangled over a cliff by Norman] You can't kill me! If you do, you'll be no better than me!
[drops him] I can live with that.
[falling] I'm not through with you yet!
[An avalanche of snow falls on Spike.]
Wrong.
Take care, Mighty One. I have doubts about our host's mental stability.
Not me, I know he's crazy.
You...English...how?!
Trash. You throw it away, we pick it up. Tastes good, too. You're not going to hurt us, are you?
Is that any way to speak to the guy who just last week, I believe it was, saved the world from certain doom at the hands of Skullmaster?
I'm sorry...I thought I was speaking to the guy who just last week spent two hours in the principal's office for mooning the teachers' lounge!
I'm sorry Mighty One, we must flee until you're old enough to fulfill your destiny!
Old enough?! Hey, I'm old enough right now, man!
To go down to Skull Mountain?
Look, I already told you I am not going back down there! Besides, how do you know that's my destiny?
Because I know almost everything.
Oh yeah? Okay...who was the king of England in 1298?
Edward the Second.
Well, how many people are living right now in...Calcutta?
Sixty seven million, nine hundred and eighty two thousand, seven hundred and thirty two...thirty three, sorry.
Okay, well, uh... [He puts a hand behind his back.] How many fingers am I holding up behind my back?
Three.
[Max does a surprise take as he realizes that Virgil is correct.]
Whoa...
[Remarking at the villain's revealed plan] So that's it! Ye been milkin' essence! But ye canno' steal a werewolf's immortality, woman. 'Tis nontransferrable!
Another day, another monster blown to bits!
Virg, remind me to talk to you about the portals we've been using lately.
Once again you must save the world, Mighty One.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so what's the emergency this time, huh? Crazed ghouls? Rabid llamas? Three-toed sloths bent on world domination?
The cold weather.
Virg, hello... we're in the Aleutians! What did you expect, sand dunes and camels?
[In a grappling contest with Warmonger] Say there, fella. Let me show you a little somethin' I once taught a guy named Grendel! [referring to his famous battle with a Nordic demon, whose arm he ripped off in a similar event]
Virgil, this wasn't in the job description!
You weren't hired, Mighty One...you were chosen!
Soon, they will all know my name! Yes! And my name is--
Mud, if ya ask me!
MUD! Wait, no! No, that is not my name!
Lao-shu Chenwan, the Emperor of Rats, has returned to lead his people.
And is that good or bad?
It's good...if you're a rat.
What is more intelligent than a rat? Why else would you humans use us for your experiments?
He's got a point, there.
Come on, Virg. The only dinosaur living in Hawaii is big and purple and sings on TV.
My dinosaur can beat your dinosaur!
Oh, now we're really mature.
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