[to Thurmond] What did you do, trade in your conscience when you passed the bar?
S2 E14One Way Ticket
Okay Tommy, what's the story this time?
TTommy
Sonny boy, are you familiar with the expression.. "A carburetor is like a good woman"?
Tommy.
TTommy
A carburetor is like a good woman, because if you don't make constant delicate adjustments, she'll choke you to death. I adjusted your carbs and I did some other stuff, and the ticket's on the front seat.
Wait a minute. What other stuff?
TTommy
Sonny, when did I ever, ever, ever overcharge you?
How the hell should I know? You're the only one that works on this car!
TTommy
I'm the best, Sonny, it's a fact.
Tommy? You rang? $600?
TTommy
You want to know something, Crockett? Not if it's gonna cost me another $600. I'm doing pretty much the same work on this car here, but this car belongs to a rich lawyer. I'm charging him more. Fair, but more. And if you tell him, I'll kill you.
Do you think that makes us even?
LTLaurence Thurmond
No, not at all. It was just the best I had to offer.
Aw, the hell with it. You want to be dead? [makes gun with his hand] Bang, you're dead.
S2 E16Florence Italy
WWoman
Have you seen Florence Italy?
Only in my dreams.
WWoman
Not the place, baby, the girl. It's her name.
TTommy
She doesn't even know the difference between a tire iron and a timing light. She causes harm to my reputation as a woman. I am a licensed mechanic.
WWoman
Look, I tell you, if I'd seen this car I probably would have run like hell, 'cause, I mean, in the first place, it doesn't even look like a car.
S2 E17French Twist
Well you could have damn well been a little more emphatic!
And you could have listened a little bit better!
I suggest we take a rain check.
It isn't raining.
I was hoping you would be someone else. Your partner.
You're messing with my best friend, and I don't like it.
What do you want me to do? Make him not like me?
I think you're a bad dream, baby. I just wanna wake up and find you gone.
What if I don't want to be gone, Rico?
That's easy. I know what you are. If you don't split, I'll have every newspaper, every wire service on your case so fast you won't know where to look. You'll be out in the cold, baby, with no place warm in sight. Have a nice trip, home.
You are a nightmare.
You have a big mouth, Tubbs. You told me so yourself.
S2 E18The Fix
Damn, these birds are noisy. At least, they're not in a cage, sort of a natural habitat.
Kind of like an alligator in a sailboat.
S2 E22Sons and Lovers
What are you doing?
Re-prioritizing. Lunch. On me.
On you?
Yep. Can't let a guy buy his own last meal. Anything you want, anything. Sky's the limit.
Veggie burger! Veggie burger!
Anything but that.
When it comes to settling down with a chick, i'm fairly selective, because, let's face it, I can afford to be.
I'm sure they line up around the block.
I got the looks, steady job.
Cable.
Cable TV. The works. But there's something about a girl, like this Angelina.
Couldn't be the money.
Money?
We're talking companionship here.
A relationship, if you will.
Right. With a real '80s woman.
Oh, give me a break.
But seriously, you've got to respect a woman who says: Honey, we've got a little problem here. You're going to have to leave town, and here's $800,000 in cash. Cute girl.
S3 E1When Irish Eyes Are Crying
What's wrong?
Castillo's sending me home.
Need backup? Bad joke.
Sean Carroon. He wants to thank me for saving his life.
Nice looking?
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