[to Thurmond] What did you do, trade in your conscience when you passed the bar?
“One Way Ticket” · Season 2, Episode 14
In this episode: Crockett (3)
Okay Tommy, what's the story this time?
TTommy
Sonny boy, are you familiar with the expression.. "A carburetor is like a good woman"?
Tommy.
TTommy
A carburetor is like a good woman, because if you don't make constant delicate adjustments, she'll choke you to death. I adjusted your carbs and I did some other stuff, and the ticket's on the front seat.
Wait a minute. What other stuff?
TTommy
Sonny, when did I ever, ever, ever overcharge you?
How the hell should I know? You're the only one that works on this car!
TTommy
I'm the best, Sonny, it's a fact.
Tommy? You rang? $600?
TTommy
You want to know something, Crockett? Not if it's gonna cost me another $600. I'm doing pretty much the same work on this car here, but this car belongs to a rich lawyer. I'm charging him more. Fair, but more. And if you tell him, I'll kill you.
Do you think that makes us even?
LTLaurence Thurmond
No, not at all. It was just the best I had to offer.
Aw, the hell with it. You want to be dead? [makes gun with his hand] Bang, you're dead.
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