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S2 E14

Miami Vice · Season 2, Episode 14

Crockett and Tommy in “One Way Ticket”

Okay Tommy, what's the story this time?

TTommy

Sonny boy, are you familiar with the expression.. "A carburetor is like a good woman"?

Tommy.

TTommy

A carburetor is like a good woman, because if you don't make constant delicate adjustments, she'll choke you to death. I adjusted your carbs and I did some other stuff, and the ticket's on the front seat.

Wait a minute. What other stuff?

TTommy

Sonny, when did I ever, ever, ever overcharge you?

How the hell should I know? You're the only one that works on this car!

TTommy

I'm the best, Sonny, it's a fact.

Tommy? You rang? $600?

TTommy

You want to know something, Crockett? Not if it's gonna cost me another $600. I'm doing pretty much the same work on this car here, but this car belongs to a rich lawyer. I'm charging him more. Fair, but more. And if you tell him, I'll kill you.

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