Switek quotes from Miami Vice

Switek

(After bursting into one of the Ramrod Hotel's rooms, only to walk into an S&M session during a raid) Oh, sorry, must be the fantasy suite!

Switek

Larry Zito was my partner. But to me, he was more like my brother.

Switek

[To Tubbs] You know, you look better without a beard.

Zito

Do these dealers do anything besides buy clothes, or what?

Switek

Yeah, they buy cars.

Crockett

Technical difficulties, guys?

Switek

Nah, we're just working some of the bugs out of the system.

Switek

We're gonna give 'em a buzz.

Zito

Maybe it's a short circuit.

Tubbs

Maybe it's possessed.

Izzy

Your partner looks like kinda intense today.

Switek

I haven't seen him like this since 1983, when he chased a guy who stole a hubcap from the bug van.

Izzy

Have we already had the scene where I ask what this is all about and you say, "Shut up, we ask the questions".

Switek

I don't know, did we, Lar?

Zito

Hurry up.

Switek

Look, it's just a cartoon.

Zito

101 Dalmatians ain't just a cartoon, any more than Blue Suede Shoes is just a song.

Switek

When it comes to settling down with a chick, i'm fairly selective, because, let's face it, I can afford to be.

Gina

I'm sure they line up around the block.

Switek

I got the looks, steady job.

Zito

Cable.

Switek

Cable TV. The works. But there's something about a girl, like this Angelina.

Trudy

Couldn't be the money.

Switek

Money?

Zito

We're talking companionship here.

Switek

A relationship, if you will.

Zito

Right. With a real '80s woman.

Gina

Oh, give me a break.

Switek

But seriously, you've got to respect a woman who says: Honey, we've got a little problem here. You're going to have to leave town, and here's $800,000 in cash. Cute girl.

Castillo

I was gonna put you on the beach.

Switek

I can do my job.

Castillo

You're gonna have to. We don't have anyone else.

Switek

Thanks for the pep talk. I feel better already. I'm sorry, Lieutenant. My brain's been wallpapered. If Guzman had stuck a needle in me, Lar would do all he could to clear my name, or die trying.

Castillo

You want Gina or Trudy to ride in the van with you?

Switek

Maybe some other time.

Switek

How about a ride, sailor?

Crockett

Almost funny.

Crockett

Lot of hiss.

Switek

What do you want, CD quality? I'm workin' with 10-year-old depositions.

Switek

Maybe he needs a taste of his own medicine.

Crockett

Hello, Steve. You know what you did -- you'll have to live with that. But I just want you to know -- you won't be alone. I'll be watching you.

Gina

Don't tell me you're back!

Switek

He never worked Sundays before.

Trudy

And we were just getting used to the peace and quiet.

Tubbs

Lieutenant, look who's here. We think it's Crockett.

Crockett

Cute, Rico.

Tubbs

See you on the wanted posters, Sonny.