Miami 7 Season 1 quotes

Oh-oh, ooh

Out of all the boys, you’re not like the others

Just when we both thought our lives were set in stone

We are two in a million

It’s a crazy world where everything’s changing

No one would have guessed we’d be standing strong today

We are two in a million

Ah

We are two in a million (Yeah, oh, the luck, oh)

We are two in a million

We are two in a million (Two in a million)

Howard?

Dating?

You’re joking.

Who’s the victim? I mean lucky woman. Anyone we know?

Do we know the Bride of Frankenstein?

Well, actually, uh, she’s a very intelligent and attractive woman which is why Howard’s so determined to get it right this time.

And how is he gonna do that apart from sending someone else along to be him?

How? You’re gonna tell him what to do. That’s how.

We are? I don’t think so, Marvin.

Ooh, it’s hot today.

Do you have a pen?

You might wanna take a few notes.

She is amazing. How does she do that?

It’s a skill like speaking French or juggling.

Yeah, but I can juggle and speak French.

Yeah, but can you do both at the same time? Well, there you are then.

Yeah, apparently.

Look, don’t get into a state. It’ll happen when it happens.

Yeah, but when, though?

Guys, she’s bringing him over.

Hey, everyone! This is Taylor! He and his mates got to give us the game. Good idea?

Bad idea.

It’s alright. There’s only 6 of them.

Oh. Good idea. I’ll cheer you on for my lounger.

Okay.

Yeah. Why not?

We’re gonna whip your butts! Right after you explain the rules.

What can I say? I mean her name’s Tanya. She’s at college, um, she’s a music student. She’s very bright, very funny, she’s very nice and… Well, we just seem to talk about everything for hours, I mean it’s like I’ve known her for years.

See? I told you it would happen.

Hey, Howard. I hope you’re hungry.

Shut it, kid.

Hey. You want some ketchup with that, Howard?

Yes!

Check out it.

Who’s that?

It’s Tina’s dad, it looks like he’s blaming Howard for her disappearing act.

What kind of employer are you anyway?

Employer… I am much more than an employer to those kids, sir. Oh, yeah, I feel for them, I laugh with them, I cry with them, I would even bleed for them. (forgetting which was Tina), Which one was your daughter again?

Did she leave her assistant’s number somewhere in there?

BRADLEY!

(seeing Edward) Dad!

Tina, are you all right?

I will be when somebody gets a can opener and cuts me out of this.

Just as where he’s beginning to really like it here.

I know.

I can’t believe he’s treating us like this. It’s like some but of scrap you can just buy himself.

I wonder what he’s gonna be like that.

We don’t have to go.

Don’t we?

Well, we’ve got a choice, haven’t we?

Have we?

Well, of course we have. Well, that’s it then.

What is?

I’m not going.

What?

I’m not going. I’m putting my foot down.

Ow!

Ouch!

Nobody could be in as much pain as I am.

I can.

Nobody can be as tired as I am.

I can.

Look, guys. We’ve actually got some free time. What are we gonna do?

Like a plane.

Yeah. Or we could have some fun.

Fun. Yeah. I remember that one. What does it mean again?

Ah, that’s much better. It’s not such a bad place, is it? Oh, come on. Look at all the stuff you can do.

Yeah, but look at who we’re working for.

I know, I know. Try not to think about that. It’s hard time off, so what do you wanna do next?

Well, it’s a great beach. Do you wanna stay here?

Nah.

Well, we could hire some mopeds, go and see a film or go for a swim? Or have something else to eat?

Let’s stay here.

But I thought you wanted to… Oh.

Oh what?

I see.

No you don’t. I just think it’s a great beach, and, um…

And?

…I’d just like to sit down and rest.

Okay.

Paul!

What?

You’re blocking my view! (laughing)

I called you today, just to hear you say

I wanna tell you the things I’ve seen

I, oh. I really miss you, yes I do, yeah

I writing to say, I had a wonderful day

I wanna tell you the weather is fine

I, oh. I really miss you, yes I do, yeah

It’s great having them back, isn’t it.

(sobs)

Yeah, it’s great to be back, isn’t it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What are we going to do?

We could sacrifice a goat. (jokily)

Yeah! You get in there and give him a piece of my mind!

Can you spare that much?

Oh, that’s very cute, Brad, coming from someone who has trouble spelling IQ!

I think you need to be heading left, and uh, right, or maybe north or possibly south.

But isn’t it poor or starving at the moment?

Okay then, yeah. We’ll take the first port, second starboard and then straight ahead.

Yeah, but which way is port, or which way is starboard?

Or port must be the gardener’s land, mustn’t it?

Well, which way is that?

Uh-oh.

Wait a minute! What’s that up ahead?

Just some kind of big mist! Oh, no!

I can’t believe you’re making fun out of us when even you are too scared to go in the loo because of your cockroach.

Yeah, but our cockroach is bigger than your cockroach.

Can we focus please? We’re telling Howard that we’re not happy sharing our accommodation with that thing.

I feel sorry for the poor little creature. I’m glad I didn’t tell you about the one in the kitchen.

The kitchen?!

Oh my God! There was one in the kitchen?

And you didn’t tell us.

I didn’t tell anyone. Well, apart from one customer.

You told the customer? Hannah, what happens if you tell someone else? What happens if the authorities get to hear about this?

What authorities?