Howard quotes from Miami 7

Okay, guys. That’s it. This is the end of the road.

But where’s the hotel?

Right there. The Florida Paradise Hotel. (chuckles)

If this is paradise, I’d hate to see what the hell looks like.

What did you expect?

I said no more imagining.

Come on, guys. It can’t be that bad.

Good evening. You must be the S Club 7. Welcome to Florida.

Hi.

My name is Marvin Borlotti and this is my brother Howard.

Hello, governors. Go-blimey. Have a cup of Rosie Lee and smack me on a bus with a kipper.

Okay, okay. Welcoming ceremony is now completed. All right. You’re gonna be sleeping across the yard. You’re up at 7:30, work starts at 8am and you better be there on time, or there’ll be big trouble. Nice meeting you. Marvin, get out of that ridiculous outfit.

Up at 7:30?

Work starts at 8am.

Trouble.

What if that job at clean eases is still open?

Go on.

I can’t. It’s too cruel.

Come on, Marvin, you remember the song? You gotta be cruel to be cruel.

To be kind.

What’s that?

The song goes you got to be cruel to be kind.

Well, I like the other song better. Now, GO ON!

(moans)

What’s going on?

What is that?

I don’t know, but it could definitely use a base line.

Rise and shine, move them out.

All right, I admit it. I peed in the swimming pool, (spooked to see people there).

(cheerfully) Who hasn’t?

What can I say? I mean her name’s Tanya. She’s at college, um, she’s a music student. She’s very bright, very funny, she’s very nice and… Well, we just seem to talk about everything for hours, I mean it’s like I’ve known her for years.

See? I told you it would happen.

Hey, Howard. I hope you’re hungry.

Shut it, kid.

Hey. You want some ketchup with that, Howard?

Yes!

Check out it.

Who’s that?

It’s Tina’s dad, it looks like he’s blaming Howard for her disappearing act.

What kind of employer are you anyway?

Employer… I am much more than an employer to those kids, sir. Oh, yeah, I feel for them, I laugh with them, I cry with them, I would even bleed for them. (forgetting which was Tina), Which one was your daughter again?

Did she leave her assistant’s number somewhere in there?

BRADLEY!

I called you today, just to hear you say

I wanna tell you the things I’ve seen

I, oh. I really miss you, yes I do, yeah

I writing to say, I had a wonderful day

I wanna tell you the weather is fine

I, oh. I really miss you, yes I do, yeah

It’s great having them back, isn’t it.

(sobs)

Yeah, it’s great to be back, isn’t it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.