Tina quotes from Miami 7

Jon missed a step, and someone was a bit flat on the second chorus. (referring to Paul)

I started thinking about lunch and I completely lost it.

(sarcastically) Thanks, Paul.

You’re welcome, Tina.

But apart from that, I thought we were okay.

But who cares if we’re okay or not?

What are you talking about, Hannah?

Yeah, I mean it’s not as if we’re in danger of getting another gig or anything.

Yeah, you’re right. We haven’t had a gig for months.

Well, it doesn’t help having a manager who couldn’t give a broken wind about us.

You’re right. Danny Parsons is useless. Remember when we sign with him. He promised us big venues performing in front of thousands of people.

Yeah. He said we’d be travelling in the world meeting top celebs. Manicure and a facial for nothing.

Oh, Rachel.

I’d have had it done anyway but it’s not the point.

Yeah, and now we’re getting thrown out of the church hall, to make way for the place to see modernist lunchtime discussion group.

Mmm. Lunch time.

Still, it could be worse.

How?

Or we could all be stuck in a lift at the top of a burning skyscraper.

Oh.

Listen, we all have to tell him. We gotta stand firm together. Unity is power.

Bradley, get over here.

Yeah, coming.

United we stand!

Yeah!

Divided we…what happens if we’re divided?

We fall!

That’s it!

You know what? There should be some Power Rangers type lighten flashing by now, shouldn’t there?

Hi, Jon.

All right, Jon. What’s the matter?

I went for a job interview.

And?

Got some bad news.

You didn’t get the job?

Worse.

What?

I did get the job.

Oh, that’s brilliant.

Hannah, no it’s not.

I've got a week’s training then I’ve gotta move to London.

What about the group?

Yes! I’ve done it! I’m a genius! Genius! Yes, I am a genius! What?

So, here I am at Stansted Airport documenting the S Club 7’s first big adventure to Miami. Copyright, the S Club any unauthorized copying forbidden. Looks like I’m the first one here being the organised one. Ooh! Got my ticket. Got my money. Got my passport.

Oh, no! Where’s my passport? Oh!

Oh, no!

What’s up, Paul?

I’ve lost my passport!

Okay, don’t panic, Paul. Calm down. Stop being a plum. All right, stand up straight. Breathe deeply. Arms out.

I’m not doing plies.

She knows what she’s doing.

Hands up in the air, and around. Hands on your bum.

I’ve found it!

You see? It’s amazing what a little bit of exercises can do.

Go on.

I can’t. It’s too cruel.

Come on, Marvin, you remember the song? You gotta be cruel to be cruel.

To be kind.

What’s that?

The song goes you got to be cruel to be kind.

Well, I like the other song better. Now, GO ON!

(moans)

What’s going on?

What is that?

I don’t know, but it could definitely use a base line.

Rise and shine, move them out.

Has it started yet?

Nope!

Where have you been, Rach?

I went to phone for some help, see if we could get towed back.

What did they say?

They said we could be here for about three weeks.

Three weeks?

(nodding) Mmm.

Who did you phone, Rachel?

I phoned the AA!

Owww!

But we’re in America, you divvy!

Well, it was worth a try, wasn’t it?

What is the point of all this?

We’re gonna try positive thinking and get the car going.

You know it’s not going to work.

What do we think about?

Think of a car engine revving up.

No. Not yet. Everybody thinking.

Yes.

What a waste of time.

Just tumor her.

Oh, come on. Think! Think!

Vroom, vroom!

Think! Know more! No, louder! Everybody, louder! All right, now!

Go! Go!

Yay!

CUT! CUT! (blocking her band mates from wetting her with squirt guns) You said you wouldn’t soak me. You promised.

Not such of a promise, more like a gullible test.

I’m sorry to inform to Miss Stevens, but you failed. (goofing around)

Yeah, but it’s not funny. I could’ve drowned, could’ve scarred, I’m soaking wet. Do I look all right?

Yes, of course you do.

Like a film star.

I do.

Yeah.

Who?

The Little Mermaid.

Come on, Rach, you look pretty on camera.

Do I?

Yeah, look. (He shows Rachel)

Oh, yeah, you’re right. The camera really loves me.

Yeah, almost as much as you do.

We are in Florida. I mean, what if there was a hurricane.

Jo, the only violet winds we’re in danger is when Bradley eat Cuban food.

(to Howard) You’re a bad man!

(thinking Tina used profanity) Tina, you kiss her mother with that mouth.

Paul, this is insane! Look around!

Where’s Jo?

She was there a minute ago!

Look, up in the sky!

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

No, it’s an Essex girl!

Jo!

OH MY GOD!

Where she go I can’t see her!

Come on!

Not you!

(Angry with him as well) This is all your fault! You stay here!

Howard?

Dating?

You’re joking.

Who’s the victim? I mean lucky woman. Anyone we know?

Do we know the Bride of Frankenstein?

Well, actually, uh, she’s a very intelligent and attractive woman which is why Howard’s so determined to get it right this time.

And how is he gonna do that apart from sending someone else along to be him?

How? You’re gonna tell him what to do. That’s how.

We are? I don’t think so, Marvin.

Ooh, it’s hot today.

Do you have a pen?

You might wanna take a few notes.

She is amazing. How does she do that?

It’s a skill like speaking French or juggling.

Yeah, but I can juggle and speak French.

Yeah, but can you do both at the same time? Well, there you are then.

Yeah, apparently.

Look, don’t get into a state. It’ll happen when it happens.

Yeah, but when, though?

Guys, she’s bringing him over.

Hey, everyone! This is Taylor! He and his mates got to give us the game. Good idea?

Bad idea.

It’s alright. There’s only 6 of them.

Oh. Good idea. I’ll cheer you on for my lounger.

Okay.

Yeah. Why not?

We’re gonna whip your butts! Right after you explain the rules.

(seeing Edward) Dad!

Tina, are you all right?

I will be when somebody gets a can opener and cuts me out of this.

Just as where he’s beginning to really like it here.

I know.

I can’t believe he’s treating us like this. It’s like some but of scrap you can just buy himself.

I wonder what he’s gonna be like that.

We don’t have to go.

Don’t we?

Well, we’ve got a choice, haven’t we?

Have we?

Well, of course we have. Well, that’s it then.

What is?

I’m not going.

What?

I’m not going. I’m putting my foot down.

I called you today, just to hear you say

I wanna tell you the things I’ve seen

I, oh. I really miss you, yes I do, yeah

I writing to say, I had a wonderful day

I wanna tell you the weather is fine

I, oh. I really miss you, yes I do, yeah

It’s great having them back, isn’t it.

(sobs)

Yeah, it’s great to be back, isn’t it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.